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Gayness: Frankly, we need more info. Gayness: This man was the definition of an evil little gay the moment he walked on screen. Well, they should have fought harder. Immorality: Should she have used her womanly wiles to get Valentina to sleep with her and give her the job?

Please note, this is not a Kinsey Scale — a bisexual White Lotus villain could still score a 5 — but rather a metric of how pronounced their queerness feels as part of their character. Arrogance works sometimes. I, a lesbian, kind of found him charming!

Greg's unexpected return and shady intentions in The White Lotus Season 3 has led many to wonder about his sexuality. Verve: Sigh. Editor's note: this post contains major spoilers for the season two finale of HBO's The White Lotus. Getting his salad tossed reads as pretty gay but maybe he just wanted a better job at the hotel and to score some drugs?

Plus, some of her outfits were lacking, to put it kindly.

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And how could such a thing even be determined scientifically? Verve: Butch? And honestly, we’re here for it. And the least defined but arguably most important piece of the rubric is verve: Does that character have a certain je ne sais quoi?

Is he having a ton of gay sex with a sugar daddy who pretends to be his uncle?

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Hmm, perhaps not. "These gays, they're trying to murder me." For many decades in Hollywood, characters were queer. The first component is gayness. But because we were feeling a little chaotic ourselves, we added a final wrench in the gears: If a character has not survived battle on the fields of White Lotuswe gave them a half-point penalty to their overall average.

Into ass play? If there were some sort of competition, who would be crowned the messiest queer across all three seasons of The White Lotus? To answer this question, social media manager Ana Osorno and I spent an afternoon in the Them laboratory devising an infallible, three-part metric we like to call the Chaos Meter.

Gayness: Is Jack explicitly gay? Verve: I mean, her whole goal was to sing in the lobby of a hotel. Representation is well and fine, but what truly sustains us at the end of the day is drama. But there are much worse things to do and at the end of the day, Valentina needed to get laid.

Mike White never met a fictional chaotic homosexual he didn’t like. Across three seasons, the White Lotus creator (and one-time Survivor contestant) has written some of the messiest, most manipulative, and internally tortured queer characters we’ve ever seen on the small screen.

Below, we present the gays of White Lotusranked from least to most chaotic.